I woke up laughing because I had a dream. It was a dream of the Yoga Mafia. My entire Kundalini Yoga class was inside a room being held hostage. There was a man there who worked with the Yoga Mafia, with an Italian accent (when I try to do it I sound Mexican). His name is Groupie.
The Yoga Mafia wanted someone to teach them yoga, but no one wanted to get involved with the Yoga Mafia. I was the spokesperson apparently talking with Groupie. My best friend, Joy, was crying and all of a sudden was like “K, guys, I’ll do it. I’ll teach them. I’ll sacrifice myself for you!”
I convinced Groupie to call his boss, but the boss didn’t answer. “It’s too late. You’re going to die.” In his Italian-Mexican accent said Groupie.
“But we can leave a message!” said I!
“Oh yeah, the frequency can be recorded.” Said Groupie. I convinced Groupie to call his boss back and let me leave a message. When I was done leaving my message Groupie deleted the message.
“You have to find the rhythm between the rhythm.” said Groupie.
“What?” I rolled my eyes, and tried recording a message several more times with Groupie deleting them all.
Joy suddenly stood up, “I’ve got this guys!” She attempted a recording that was also deleted.
“It’s too late,” Said Groupie. “You are going to die.”
During our chant of devotion, the twenty-two minutes of Wahee Guru, we all saw three brilliant white-blue flashes of light occur in different spot of the studio, just like someone was taking picture even though no one was. Even though some may argue, I believe it was the angels coming to say hi.
After Sadhana Surprise
My friends and yoga buddies surprised me with a vegan chocolate cake from Whole Foods that was amazing! We all enjoyed our cake at 6:30 AM before heading home to nap. Being a yogini you get to eat cake at some interesting times!
It was a wonderful surprise! They even put Mystic Yogini on the chocolate cake, which I would’ve never expected!
After cake, we departed for our respective naps. During my nap I had an other yoga dream. This time though I was shopping for white yoga clothes at a thrift store that was just filled with them!
Yoga on the brain!
The day was completed with a full moon ceremony in the woods with another friend. It was a wonderful day, full of magic and love. I feel blessed to have it as my day. Thank you to everyone who was involved and who supports me on my path. ❤
P.S. If anyone wants to write a Yoga Mafia Comic Book I totally love it, and would love to be a part of it!